thatadhdfeel:

thatadhdfeel:

surely i will not be consumed by my interests this time

by talos this cant be happening

variablejabberwocky:

obtusecrimes:

literallymechanical:

slimegargoyle:

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.

Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this

it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT

#beware of the running joke#because someday it will catch you

pen-tricheur-deactivated2023050:

*someone accuses merlin of murder*

Arthur: Merlin? You’re saying that Merlin, the wimpiest man I’ve ever met, killed two people with a fork? I assumed that you’d think of a rational claim before unfairly accusing someone.

Merlin: *wiping blood off the fork* lol yeah what he said

onlyonekenobi:

i am a lover. but underneath that i’m a hater. and then underneath that i’m a lover again

deathandsensuality-archive-deac:

there should be a special place in hell for those who renovate victorian houses to have modern interior like what the hell is wrong with you. i hope the ghosts kill you fr.

hog-wif:

rarchiedale:

rarchiedale:

she’s just so beautiful (my libby app)

we need to romanticize the libby app. sexualize it, even

She is kinda cute. Ribbon in her hair, hitting the books sloppy style in a way you just can’t do with paper editions

connerys:

Twin Peaks: Pilot (1990) dir. David Lynch

hjartasalt:

segretecose:

the first woman who saw cave paintings must’ve felt craaazyyyyyy. she couldn’t even reblog them..

laniidae-passerine:

fantastic mr fox says something about fatherhood that’s batshit insane and I don’t think the movie actually knows it’s saying it. it just takes you by the shoulders and makes you look square in its eyes and goes “some men should never have been fathers. they are. and they love their children deeply. and they try so very hard. but that doesn’t mean they should have been fathers.” and then just gets up and leaves you with that like you’re meant to be okay afterward

catboychuuuya:

forgondor:

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence